Winning the Game

The rules of the game are simple:

1) Once you know about the game, you are always playing the game

2) If you think about the game, you lose the game. You must then announce that you have lost, causing everyone around you to lose.

God, being omniscient, would always have the game in mind. Thus, God always loses the game. At first glance, this seems problematic, until you recall the third and fourth rules of game:

3) If you die in the game, you die for real.

4) The only way to win the game is to die.

Thus, since Jesus has died and risen again, he probably won the game. Making him the only person besides Ender Wiggin to do so.

You just lost.