Mistress Chief: Attack of the Female Halo Players

"Just to put this out there, I'm not a guy." That much was obvious- Chezzy's alluring voice and sexy-cynical attitude made it plain that she had no Y chromosomes about her. The odd part was that it was her first time playing Halo, and despite her apologies for "not knowing where any of the weapons are," she always came in second on the team. (I was *ahem* usually first.)

Before Chezzy (short for thefirstchezzy), I had never encountered a female Halo player. I have heard of them, people like Brett Bushman's girlfriend or even professionals like the foul-mouthed frag dolls. But to actually encounter a woman on matchmaking, that's something rare. When it rains, it seems to pour. I met a few other Ranked Matchmaking Vixens that night, and they weren't all such charming, polite killers. XGC DeadlyRose1 and xLovely Angelx quite frankly kicked my team's asses, even with Chezzy's 1337 headshot skills on our side.

Thankfully, I only had to play one game against such lethal women, while Chezzy stayed with my team for a good half dozen matches, and friended all involved so that the carnage may continue at a later date.

And so... frag on, dear fatal females of the online gaming world, frag on.

Official stats from the game with THREE female competitors